Back off me freaks
First things first. VIRGINIA IS PERVERTED. Yes, in a perfect world the whole state should not be blamed for the acts of a few creeps. BUT, this is not a perfect world so please fix your marriages and stay away from me and my lovely lady parts. OK.
Second things second. Clearly, the second and third guy have got to be the same guy. Now, is this just a copy and pasted message that he sends out to all potential victims? I mean dates. Also, why me? What was it about my profile that screams slutty ho down to be complicit in adultery? I am going to just blame my beautiful breasts for this and move on.