Cheat Sheet of my Loved Ones
Annie: My best friend since kindergarten, my soulmate, sister, past roommate, the keeper of all my secrets.
Mom: Mom, Chauffeur, Nurse, Housekeeper. Some people call her Cathie. Dad calls her Cat.
Dad: Dad. Monetary and Emotional Supporter. Some people call him Mitch. Others call him Coach. The rest call him Boss.
Sionne: Sister, twin, best friend, mom wannabe, worry wart, lonely coyote.
Nick: Brother, married to Sionne. Nicknames: Slack Daddy, Nicky Pant, Nick Pantalone, and Slack.
Jesse: Boyfriend, caretaker, and love of my life.
Max: 14 lb. dachshund, son, drinks water out of a glass, hates the outdoors and strangers, constant butt-licker, and bites his nails.
Reggie: 15 lb. wire-haired dachshund/schnauzer, son, loves outside and people, wants to be petted at all times, middle name's Shaq because he has the biggest dog dick my family's ever seen.
Fred and Jim: Beagle/Basset Hound brothers and cutest dogs alive.